And while we're on the subject of updates...
It's been over three days now since the ceasefire was declared, and our living room carpet is breathing a huge sigh of relief.
That's right, the carpet is beginning the long road to recovery following a debilatating few weeks where it has been subjected to, at times, horrific treatment at the hands of Ben's ill-trained toiletry habits.
The good news is that there are no signs of the ceasefire being broken and, since Sunday afternoon, Ben has managed to guide his missiles into his potty flawlessly.
Some say the living room carpet has never had it so good.
I say they're fools. It's still a mess, and it may be some time before it is restored to a decent state again.
It might be time to call in the industrial carpet cleaners.
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